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When you send a text message, it checks spelling mistakes and corrects your writing. Compare the best autocorrect failures of and ! Here are the top 17 craziest autocorrect fails of that make us burst into laughing:. Girl : Thank you again for an amazing first date Boy : Any time. Oh, NO!

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Are You a Full, Complete Retard?

Are You a Full, Complete Retard?

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